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Thursday, March 10, 2011

boring pick up lines

Ladies, are you tired of the stupid, corny and just plain boring pick up lines so over used it makes you want to scream? Wish you knew just what to say to stop them in their tracks and walk away with a huge grin?

1. GUY : “Hey baby, what’s your sign?
GIRL: “ Do not enter.”

2. GUY: “Would you like another drink?’
GIRL: “Do YOU really think our relationship will last that long?”

3. GUY: “Shall we go and see a movie next week?”
GIRL: “I’ve seen it.”

4. GUY: “I’d go through anything for you.”
GIRL: “GREAT, The exit is just over there.”

5. GUY: “What’s it like being the most attractive person in here?”
GIRL: “You’ll never know.”

6. GUY: “Bond. James Bond”
GIRL: “OFF. Sort Off.”

7. GUY: “Do you kiss with your eyes closed?”
GIRL: “I would if I were kissing you.”

8. GUY: “Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day”
GIRL: “YES”. I was looking for a brain cell.

9. GUY: “I could make you very happy.”
GIRL: “WHY? Are you leaving?”

10. GUY: “Kiss me and I will tell you a secret.”
GIRL: “I know your secret – I work at the clinic.” 

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